She got that thang on her.

I don’t know what to say or do anymore. And as time continues on I find myself falling further and further away from where I am supposed to be.

Where the hell am I supposed to be?

“oooh, you said a bad word.” We must now decline your access to the world wide web; please hold.

Well, all your books are burnt and your system is corrupted, I think there’s a virus on there.. woah, why is there a porno there?

Thats right, I have no fucking clue what I’m talking about and I don’t give a damn if I sound uneducated.

I’m constantly on my own ass about finding someone to be with for the time being, but I’m not even looking. its too hot in this room and I feel sick, like the sick where I should die sick. Wouldn’t it be better if we all could fade away? I know I am.

I’m slowly dying too, it’s rad- but you should not join if you enjoy where you’re at or what you’ll be. It’s not intended for those with a huge heart. I’ve got one the size of a fist, maybe even smaller. Mmmhmm.

“Rock to the right, to the left, baby let me rock you all night.”

“Eww, you’re so ghetto.”

“You know I’m in love with you.”

“Aw?”

Gah, heres some quick dialogue… it might even be my story:

I’m a dying nation. Procreation, expansion, expashion? I try to rhyme like T-pain, but it never works out that way. The sun is setting and these I’s are getting redundant. But most of all I think i’ve fallen for you, no wait.. that person behind you. Though, I do love you.

Wait, what?

I love you.

Huh? Are you speaking in Hmong? I can’t understand you…

I think I love you.

…I think you’re crazy.

And that was the end of everything. So I never believed in love, because she told me I was crazy. Or was it a he? I was only 10. So here I am, nine years later sitting on my ass, ’cause I can.

“Oh my god, I want a vampire as a boyfriend.”

“Maybe you can get a Cyclops as one… I hear they’re the new- they’re in.”

She stares at me, “ugh, way to ruin the movement.”

I stare back, “ugh, hon its moment.”

She scoffs, “whatever.”

“Whatever you, am I not enough to be your boyfriend? You never had qualifications before.”

“ohmygod… just go somewhere else. I can’t focus with you hovering over me.”

“But I’m not, in fact.. I’m 10 feet away from you and aren’t we supposed to meet up your friend for a double date?”

She slams her book shut, “Sebastian… I’m trying to read.”

“You’ve read it ten times already and I’ve already taken you see to the movie, thrice in a row in fact.”

“And I love you for that… now be my Edward and-”

I walk out of the room before she could finish anything.

The sex won’t be good, damn right it won’t.